The Nasa Mission
An important Nasa mission to the moon has 2 monkeys
and a woman on board.
The control centre calls:
"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen."
He sits down and is told to release the pressure in compartment
1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen
to the reactors. So the monkey does the pressure, temperature,
and releases the oxygen.
A few moments later the control centre calls again:
"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen."
He sits down and is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop
the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment
and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon
dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of
solar radiation.
A little later on, headquarters calls again: "Woman, please approach
the screen." She sits down and just as she is about to be told
what to do she says.....
"I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."
