Potato Pickup
Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make
it with any of the girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard tower
to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him.
"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them
baggy old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer.
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a
pair of Spandex Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop
a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin you man...you'll
have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Paul hits the beach with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and ...for cryin' out
loud! - it's worse than before! Everybody on the beach acts disgusted
as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing,
looking sick! So Paul goes back to the lifeguard again and asks
him, "What's wrong now?"
"Jeez!" says the lifeguard, "you were supposed to put the potato
down the front of the Speedos!"
