Genie's Revenge
One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular
job - a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted
to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You are a housewife."
