Mother of Six
A man has six children and he is very proud of his
achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling
his wife 'Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to
go home, and he wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave
as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'hey, shall we go
home, Mother of Six?
His wife irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts
back, 'anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!'
