Rich Widow
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE
WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:
1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell
was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no
avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door
to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome
mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your
dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got
no legs, so I can't run away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in
bed?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
