Big Problem
There was this geezer whose manhood measured a whopping
25 inches.
He could never get any satisfaction so as a last resort he went
to the Doctor for advice.
"I'm afraid," said the Doc, "there's nothing that I can do, but
I do know a magical frog. If you go deep into the colorado forests
and ask the frog to marry you she will say no, and your penis
will shrink five inches."
With that knowledge the man headed into the colorado forest and
yelled out, "will you marry me?"
The magical frog croaked, "no" and miraculously, the man felt
a sensation and his penis shrank five inches. Well twenty inches
was still too long so he called out again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog croaked, "no". His penis shrank another five inches.
Well, this was all great but 15 inches was still too long, so
he called out again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog then cried out "How many times do I have to tell you...
NO! NO! NO!"
