Nasty Johnny
Lil' Johnny's Mom took her 5 year old to the bank.
They were in line behind a rather large lady.
As the Mother patiently waited, Little Johnny looked at the women
in front of him and observed rather loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's really
fat."
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and
gave an understanding smile. Lil Johnny received a reprimand.
After a minute or two, Lil Johnny spread his hands as far as they
would go and exclaimed loudly "I bet her Butt is 'That' wide..."
On hearing this, the Lady glared at Johnny. Severly embarrassed,
his Mother gave him a good scolding.
However, a couple of minutes later, Johnny's at it again - "Look
how the fat hangs over her belt..."
The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to control her child
and his mother threatened him with severe bodily harm.
Then the lady's pager begins to go off.
Lil' Johnny yells out in panic at the top of his voice, "Folks,
Run for your life...she's backing up..."
