What's in a Picture?
After a long night of passion, young Malcolm rolled
over, pulled
out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
Malcolm opened the bedside drawer and found a box of matches
sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, Malcolm began to worry. "Er...Is this your husband?"
he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied", snuggling up to him.
"Well, Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered Malcolm.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me.....before the operation."
