Wanting a Divorce
One day a man had enough and appeared before a judge
asking for a divorce.
Quietly and carefully the Judge reviewed the man's papers and
then asked him, "Sir, please tell me on what grounds you are seeking
this divorce?"
"Well," the man says, "because I live in a three-story house."
The Judge replies, "Exactly what kind of reason is that? What
is the big deal about a 3-story house???"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache'
, the second story is ...'It's that time of the month."...and
the third story is, "NO...we'll wake up the children... "
