The Robbery
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank
with a sawn-off shot gun. "Open the mutha-f**king safe!" he yells
at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm
bank, we don't hold money".
"Don't f**kin argue with me - just open the goddam safe or I'll
blow your f**king head off!"
She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue honey, just drink it" he says. She prises off the
cap and gulps it down, every last drop.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl
drinks another one.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement
it's her husband...
"Not that f**king difficult is it???" he says.
