The Procession
One October morning, Bob was out raking leaves when
he notices a hearse slowly driving by. Following the first hearse
was a second, which was then followed by a solemn looking man,
then a dog, and then about 300 men all walking in a single line.
Bob was intrigued so he went up to the man following the second
hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Bob. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bob then asked who was in the second hearse. The man replied,
"My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well."
Bob thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man,
"Can I borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."
