Typical Blonde
One day a young blonde girl was driving to her work
when she noticed another blonde girl sitting in a rowing boat
right in the middle of a field.
Furiously, she got out of the car and yelled out, "What on earth
are you doing??? You know, it's blondes like you that give all
of us bad names. If I knew how to swim I'd come out there and
kick your a$$!"