3 Tough Mice
Three male mice are sitting at a bar with 3 shots
of tequila arguing about how tough they are. The first mouse says,
"I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison."
He slams down his tequila and looks at the second mouse.
The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run
through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress
the killer springed trapwire." He slams down his tequila and glares
at the third mouse.
The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and
begins walking away from the bar. The other mice scream, "Hey,
ya big Jessie, where do you think you're going?!!"
The third mouse growls, "Home to f**k the cat."
