A Cat's Life
A cat died and went to heaven where God said: "You've
been a good cat all your life. Is there anything you desire?"
The cat replied: "I've lived on a farm and had to sleep on a hard
floor all my life, so a soft pillow would be great. Then I could
sleep peacefully in heaven."
God gave the cat a soft pillow.
The next day, 5 mice died and went to heaven where God said: "You've
been exceptionally good mice all your lives. Is there anything
you desire?"
"Yes," they said, "we've always been chased by cats and people
so we'd love to each have a pair of roller skates so we can get
around heaven without having to use our little legs."
God provided them each with a pair of skates.
A week later, God decided to check up on the cat who was asleep
on his soft new pillow.
"Everthing Ok?" asked God.
The cat smiled and stretched out: "I've never been more happier,"
he said. "The pillow is so comfortable and those meals on wheels
you've been sending over are simply the best!!"
