Blonde Needs Cash
A blonde needed to earn some much needed cash, so
decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing
a wealthy neighbourhood. She went up to the front door of the
first house
and asked the owner if he had any jobs she could do.
"Well," said the owner, "you can paint my porch. How much would
you charge?"
The blonde replied, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she
might need were in the garage. A short time later, the blonde
came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave
it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the
$50
"And by the way," the blonde added,
"that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
