The Wish
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical
frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous
that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But
today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for
dinner.
The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are
the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three
wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment,
and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in
this forest, apart from me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately
put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit,
wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all
the bears in the next forest were female as well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
and roared the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was
asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have
asked for money and bought the bike.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said,
"I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that
the bear was gay."
