Insane Gorilla
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla
in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal
service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is
the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there,"
says the service guy.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua,
a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some
structions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla
with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua
will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross
his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs
on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?" The service guy
replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot
the Chihuahua."
