Crazy Gorilla
One day Oliver went to the zoo. Whilst standing
in front of the gorilla enclosure, a gust of wind blew some grit
in his eye. As he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the annoying
particle, the Gorilla went Ape crazy, bending the bars open and
pummeling him senseless.
When Oliver came to, the ZooKeeper was anxiously bending over
him. As soon as he was able to talk, he explained what had happened.
The ZooKeeper nodded and explained that in gorilla language, pulling
down your eyelid means, "Screw you."
Whilst this didn't make Oliver feel any better, he did vow he'd
get his revenge on the beast. The following day he bought 2 large
hunting knives, 2 party hats, 2 horns and a large salami sausage.
Putting the sausage down his pants he hurried to the zoo and went
over to the gorilla cage. He tossed in the hat, knife and party
horn. Knowing that apes were natural mimics he put on the hat.
The gorilla looked at him, then looked at the hat and put it on.
Next he picked up the horn and blew it, to which the gorilla followed
suit by picking up his horn and blowing it.
Then, the man picked up the knife, whipped out the sausage and
sliced it in two. The gorilla looked at the knife, then down at
his nether regions and pulled down his eyelid..
