Big Bad Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she spots the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding
Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About a mile down
the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf, this time crouched
down behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding
Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
"Will you not get lost!!! Can't a wolf have some privacy! I'm
taking a dump!!!"
