Just a Typical Blonde
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. Jumping out her car, she runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather
and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her
and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,
the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues
down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out
of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light.When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and
as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Jimmy and I'm driving
a f***ing gritter!"
