Doggie Conference
The doggies held a conference, they came from near
and far,
Some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car,
They gathered in the hallway to sign the visitors book,
Then each dog took his a$$hole off and hung it on a hook,
When they were assembled, each pure breed dame and sire,
Some dirty rotten ba$tard came in and shouted "FIRE"
The dogs were in a panic, they had no time to look,
So each dog grabbed an a$$hole, off the nearest hook,
The dogs were very angry, it really made them sore,
To wear anothers a$$hole, they'd never worn before,
So that is why you'll always see, a dog will leave a bone,
To sniff anothers a$$hole, to see if it's his own.
