Seville Soreness
2 men are driving through Seville when they get
pulled over by a Traffic policeman. The cop walks up and taps
on the window with his stick.
The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks
him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell
was that for?"
The officer answers, "Senior, you're in Seville! When we pull
you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your
car."
The driver says, "Sorry, Officer, I ain't from around here."
The officer does a check on the driver's license, and he's O.K.
He gives the man his license back, walks around to the passenger
side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window
and WHACK, the officer smacks him on the head with the stick.
The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
The officer says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"
The officer says, "I know that 2 miles down the road you're gonna
say to your friend here, "I wish that asshole would've tried that
shit with me!
