The Visitors
One night on a lonely country road a Flying Saucer
landed at a petrol station. The two aliens inside seemed completely
unconcerned about possible detection. In fact, the letters 'UFO'
were boldly emblazoned on one side of their silvery craft. As
the station owner stood gawking in amazement and nearly paralysed
by the shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up
the tank and waved to the aliens as they took off.
"Do you realise what just happened?" the station owner finally
uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see space mutants in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"
"And didn't you see those letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Are you tellin Me you don't know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've
been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO'
means -
...it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'"
