The Pay Check
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it
was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire
weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted
by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a
tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging
and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for
two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling
went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the
corner of his left eye.
