Be wary of Blondes
A blind guy enters a bar and finds his way to a
barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while,
the blind man hollers to the bartender, "Buddy, wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should
know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde
and I'm a 6 foot 200 pound blonde with a black belt in Jeet Kun
Do. What's more, the bloke sitting next to me is blonde and he's
a heavyweight boxer. The woman to your right is a blonde, and
she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. D'ya still
wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind guy says, "Ach, nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."
